You Might Be a College Student If...

This is a list that has been a long time in the making, and has been tested and tried through experience (not all mine, some I've just been apart of). Hope you enjoy, and maybe a few of you can relate.


You might be a college student if....you narrowly miss being run over by a biker, skate boarder and car simultaneously.

You might be a college student if....instead of washing your dishes  you put them in the fridge. You'll get to them latter.

You might be a college student if....you use your microwave as your clock.

You might be a college student if....your version of looking nice is a t-shirt that's not wrinkly, and a clean pair of shorts.

You might be a college student if....you are doing your laundry and have to run up four flights of stairs because you forgot your dryer sheet. Or your detergent.

You might be a college student if....making pancakes fogs up the kitchen and hallway with smoke...

You might be a college student if....your homework for New Testament involved reading all of Matthew in two days.

You might be a college student if....your plant science teacher hands you some beans you don't recognize and says "Congratulations, you're a terrorist".

You might be a college student if....your smoke detector in your room goes off randomly.

You might be a college student if....you lock your keys in your room and have to wait for your roommate.

You might be a college student if....after awhile, four flights of stairs really aren't that bad....

You might be a college student if....your pillow case gets wet when it rains. I guess the windows leak.

You might be a college student if....you sit on your bed and talk about stalkers with other girls from your hall.

You might be a college student if....you reach over your bed for something and fall off because its SO freak'n tall.

You might be a college student if....you answer your phone while talking on Skype and talking to your friend while studying.

You might be a college student if....you Skype all the time.

You might be a college student if....you never know what's going on.

You might be a college student if....parking is an adventure.

You might be a college student if....spontaneity is your new lifestyle.

You might be a college student if....you have homework.

You might be a college student if....you have to haul your groceries up 4+ flights of stairs.

You might be a college student if....you have to provide your own breakfast on Sundays.

You might be a college student if....you forget a knife, so you just tear off a part of your bagel and that's how you spread whatever you put on it.

You might be a college student if....you put cheerios in your microwaveable soup because you don't have crackers.

You might be a college student if....you are learning how to carry your stack of dishes to the kitchen, wash them, dry them, then load them up and try to open the doors again.

You might be a college student if....you almost get run over by a golf cart thing that's being driven on the sidewalk.

You might be a college student if...you need an extension cord if you wanna do your homework in the hallway.

You might be a college student if...you eat subway in the hallway of your dorm with your friends.

You might be a college student if...you sit in the hallway on your laptop with your buddies and look on pinterest!!!!

You might be a college student if...you sleep a lot. And occasionally forget to shower. Sorry.

#lifeexperiences